Volunteering for the Duke of Edinburgh Award

In the summer of 2012 I volunteered at various events in Orkney this included the St Magnus Festival and the Proclaimers gig in the Pickiquoy Centre. I emailed the front of house manager Esther Thompson and Stage Crew manager Ian Rushbrook and they were both eager to accept  my help.

The first event I volunteered at was “Gemini” in the Picky arena. I ascended the stairs and was greeted with some sort of drinks reception, I looked distraught through the throngs of men and women drinking wine and nibbling canopy. My desperate scanning found focus; the bar staff, I had seen them before. The Standing Stones Hotel was catering and I had just had my first shift there the previous weekend. Suddenly a familiar face caught my eye; it was Ms Devlin, the history teacher. I quickly shuffled over to escape the awkward lonesome fidgeting and glazed smiling. She was slightly puzzled by my presence at what seemed like the exactly opposite place teenagers should be on a Friday night but thankfully was eager to try and point me in the right direction.

I arrived in a room with around twenty or more people (which I had thought a bit excessive) and we were all given a name tag and I was pleased that somebody had managed to spell my name correctly. I was assigned to door duty with a woman named Ann. I had a peek in at the venue; it was quite an intriguing stage set up with a big grand piano and strange moody lighting. We talked and there was a slight awkwardness when she seemed to recognise me but I could not recall her and felt guilty for not being able to. So we worked out that we had worked together in the kitchen at the Stones last weekend, what a small world we live in?

Talking was pretty much all we did that though because the event was not as prolifically attended as predicted and the people who did come in either went from the reception, across the balcony to the main arena or used the other door on the ground floor. In the end I did not stay for the performance because that night was a private gig for MCTB for which I was formerly the drummer (but that is another story.)

The next morning I was volunteering at the OTMP coffee morning and concert. In this I took a more active role. This time I was to direct people to their seats as they came in the door.

Orkney traditional music seemed to appeal to the masses more than pretentious post-modern piano/flute/clarinet/violin/cello outfit, Gemini. The public streamed in thick and fast and directing them was harder than shifting cattle (I have had some limited prior experience.) People who wanted to sit together coming in ten minutes apart when I had been told to fill up from the back. It was hard to find the balance between being assertive enough to actually guide people and being too pushy. I found the experience quite stressful but useful nonetheless.

My next volunteering dates were on the next weekend of the festival and I was at the Pickiquoy Centre again; this time in the foyer directing people to one of three places: upstairs, downstairs or quayside suite for choir members. Some people were more willing to be guided than others and there was a bonus option for those who were buying at the door. This was definitely the volunteering I had signed up for; it was like nothing I had ever done before. A constant torrent of people all eyes searching frantically for a reference point and that reference point was you with your black polo shirt and trousers and official-looking name tag. I think I learnt a lot from those nights in reception; you had to talk with phrases rehearsed and repeated. There was no room to be introvert as most tended to be drawn to the older and more experienced, if you stood there quietly you would be no help at all. Meeting and greeting was never a favourite task of mine and I felt rather detached using unfamiliar lingo such as, “Good evening sir, how can I help you?” It felt strange to use this language but I found the profound formality of it all quite amusing. I also volunteered at the Cathedral for the Magnetic North concert doing much the same thing.

Another part of my volunteering experience was helping Ian Rushbrook and his stage crew set up and take down the stage for the Proclaimers on County Show weekend. It was amazing to witness a bare and empty sports hall transform into a venue over the course of several hours and to know that you had played a small but vital part in it. The very first task was to assemble the main stage which consisted of many interlocking black squares which all had to be individually assembled. The main contrast with this job and the St Magnus festival I quickly realised was that this was a largely physical challenge as well as having elements of teamwork and communication.

Next we had to assemble the two triangular tower structures referred to as “acoustic walls.” This was probably the most exciting part of the whole set up, I was asked to go up the scaffold and take the wooden panels up to complete the top parts of the tower. Thankfully I had a boy who could not have been much older than me helping. The job involved using a drill to screw the panels onto the frame; this was probably the most mortal I had ever felt. There was only a thin metal rail to prevent me falling if I lost my balance. Once we had completed the first tower I was just about to draw a sigh of relief but then we were pushed along, the whole scaffold was on wheels, to assemble the next tower.

I learnt quite a lot from the stage crew volunteering. Along with some practical skills, I realised how important it was to be able to communicate with each other because people could have been seriously injured if it was not coordinated properly. I had to learn to trust in the expertise of others and I found out how much effort goes into running a big event like that.

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The Royal Family is a Waste of Money

+Cliff+Richard+performs+during+the+Diamond+Jubilee+concert+in+front+of+Buckingham+Palace Do we need this?

The Royal family are idolised figures that only extend our unhealthy infatuation with celebrity culture in this country. Any news about the Windsors automatically overshadows everything else. We miss out on important information because of an obsession with even the most minute happening in what is no more than dressed-up celebrity. Everything that happens to the royals is blown ridiculously out of proportion, things that take place on a daily basis for ordinary people becomes the main news story.

Take for example the discovery that the Duchess of Cambridge was pregnant, a completely normal human thing to happen and yet it dominated the media clouding everything over. The royal correspondent standing outside the hospital just repeating the same thing, rephrasing, resorting to historic trivia to fill out the gaps, Diana comparisons a-plenty. It was a strain to try and see past this onslaught of nostalgia that the BBC news was drenched in. The BBC is meant to be a reliable and balanced service; however it is clear that they want us to be sucked into the royalist hype so that their countless royal biopics will seem justifiable.

But don’t the royal family give people a sense of unity? Take for example the Diamond Jubilee; did it not make us all proud to be British? Personally I felt it was all rather tasteless with mind-numbing BBC blanket coverage, commentators blatantly stating the obvious with the odd tedious statistic to flesh out the ceremony. The concert was an excuse to bask in sentiment with musicians who were clearly too old to do any of their songs justice. These hugely extravagant events do not provide a sense of unity, they only emphasise the distance between the monarchy and ordinary people. There is so much time wasted on pointless ceremony, every event dragged out and enlarged. We lose many working days to the monarchy and these are the causes of economic dips.

The Royal family adds to the disgusting glorification of the military in this country. As a pacifist I may be biased in this but I believe having the princes in the military just seems instil a weird sort of superiority of people who join the army. Like an immunity people have from criticism, everyone who comes home from war is hailed a “hero.” People who join the army do not die for Queen and country; it is a profession, international security. All the big ceremony, the endless pity inducing propaganda is it all just a farce to stem our guilt?

The whole concept of the monarchy is an aristocratic relic form a bygone era which is unnecessary and irrelevant in a society that claims to promote equality. When we are busy toppling dictators in the Arab nations is it a little hypocritical to have a non-elected head of state? Does having a leader who is also that of the Protestant church not add ammunition to the claim that the west is fighting a crusade against Islam?

At the end of it all, what does the monarchy actually do? The Queen has no political influence at all, if she decided she wanted to then that would be the end of the royal family. Her speeches are written by someone else and are always neutral votes of thanks and support for the current government. We spend so much taxpayer’s money for what? So we can have patrons of charities? Why not put this money to use by actually investing in these services themselves rather than celebrity figureheads?

But aren’t the Royal family better role models than today’s celebrities? No, they just live on an inherited fortune and the government’s money; there is nothing inspirational about that. You cannot aspire to be born into luxury and is marrying into money really something we want to encourage? Royals are just as likely to be involved in scandal, perhaps more-so as they feel the need to rebel in private such is their aloof public persona. Apart from being in the royal family they are just ordinary people, is their name alone really worthy of celebration?

But the monarchy brings tourism doesn’t it? Take Americans for example don’t they come to Britain to see all its great royal residencies such as Buckingham palace and the Tower of London? Surely the main reason they come to Britain is the shared language. If the royal family moved out of its residencies then they would be much more accessible to the public and thus potentially more profitable.

In conclusion, the royal family are not relevant in today’s society because they contribute nothing to politics and are an outdated unnecessary element of a hierarchy system which has been phased out in most aspects of modern life. They have become little more than an extension of celebrity culture and a general excuse for random public holidays and cringe-worthy patriot’s comments.

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Opposites Album Review

ImageBiffy Clyro are an alternative rock band from Kilmarnock. They comprise of Simon Neil, the principal songwriter, on guitar and vocals and twins Ben and James Johnston on drums and bass respectively. Their musical style involves a lot of stop start dynamics, unusual time signatures, thickly layered guitars and three part vocal harmonies.

The group did not have an easy route to success. The experimental, unrefined and often dissonant nature of their earlier material made it hard for people to warm to them initially. This meant they had to go on an almost decade long tour to support themselves. But their hard work paid off when the band’s fourth studio album, Puzzle which came out in 2007, provided some mainstream exposure. They adopted a more radio friendly sound whilst retaining distinctively alternative elements.

Since the release of Only Revolutions in 2009 they have enjoyed extensive airplay with some instantly recognisable tunes such as Bubbles and Many of Horror. They still toured all the time though with the addition of a second guitarist to flesh out compositions that were becoming more and more ambitious in scale.

Their current album Opposites was released last Monday and was recorded over several months in a studio in Los Angeles. This was the first time the band had taken a prolonged break from touring since they started. It was a very productive time for Simon Neil, the main songwriter, and soon there was enough material to merit a double album.

CD one is entitled “The Sand at the Core of Our Bones” and has a generally darker, negative tone in comparison to the second. Personally it is my favourite of the two discs. There are some traditional Biffy numbers here but the band has decided to dabble in synthesisers as well, most notably on the song Biblical which is sure to be a single.

Black Chandelier was the first single to be released from this album and came out in early January. This song is exceptionally well produced and this only enhances the band’s sound. There are stop-start dynamics a-plenty and the bridge is gloriously heavy. It is also lyrically interesting and the profundity of the phrase, “cute little cup of cyanide” really sticks with you long after you hear it. The chorus is anthemic and catchy.

Opposite, the title track of the album, is a true ballad. The band has shown some restraint and refinement here proving that a song does not need an assaulting riff or pounding chorus to be poignant. The song’s alternative DADGAD tuning results in some interesting chords and these are accompanied by accomplished vocal harmonies from all three band members. I feel that this song could have been stripped back more as the string section in particular takes away slightly from the personal nature of the subject matter. This is an intelligent take on the break up song and will likely be released as a single.

The Joke’s On Us is a proper stadium rocker although and interesting and clever one at that. It has an up tempo verse that will set heads bobbing with voice and guitar exchanging question and answer dialogue. The pre-chorus has some strange timing leading into a classic Biffy Clyro chorus with thick guitars and layered harmonies. Sometimes you may question the lyrics, some may say that they are just weird for the sake of being weird such as in “or is life just a juggernaut?” But it is a pleasant listen nonetheless with an enjoyable bridge featuring some talk box guitar.

Little Hospitals will probably be confined to an album track due to its explicit lyrics, heaviness and weirdness. Here the band shows some of their post-hardcore influences. For the first two minutes it is a brisk punky song with echoes of Greenday but then suddenly out of nowhere we get this heavy oddly timed guitar riff bizarrely overdubbed with a kazoo. This shows another key aspect of Biffy Clyro and that is their sense of humour.

Overall, this is a very strong album in its own right. It has some well written songs but you can’t help but feel that some of the content has been sanded around the edges, if you’ll pardon the pun. The thrills have a slightly manufactured feel about them but nevertheless it is very listenable.

CD two is called “The Land at the End of Our Toes” and definitely has a more positive feel. This side is strange in that it is probably the most experimental in terms of instrumentation and orchestration but also has two rather clichéd tracks that in my opinion don’t deserve to be on the album.

The opening song on this disc is called Stingin’ Belle and has an exciting and bold intro which beckons in something epic but unfortunately it does not amount to expectation. Lyrically, it shows some wit again in the unanticipated, “you think your cool like a porcupine” but by this time you have already been let down by the song and see it as vocal filler. After the song reaches the two-minute mark it launches into a self-indulgent instrumental section including bagpipes that lasts till the end and doubles the track in length. The band got away with such a long outro at the end of Bubbles from their last album but Stingin’ Belle does not really have the strength of content in the first instance to merit such a long coda.

Spanish Radio is an unusual song as it incorporates a mariachi band into the traditional rock setup. It is also in a 5/4 time signature.The chorus is very tuneful and light, with the brass helping to lift it to a different level. It is has an optimistic atmosphere. The outro is particularly enjoyable with imaginative instrumentation, the mariachi band seem to add to the heaviness. It is the unconventional approach that makes this song elevated and a delight to listen to.

So in conclusion, Opposites is a very strong collection of songs and the longer time spent on this album has allowed the band to experiment stylistically with a mixture of results. The difference between the albums is actually quite subtle so the title seems a little inappropriate but the change in stance is certainly detectable. The album has a good balance of the familiar and successful with refreshing originality.

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